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metahazardous:

askthebloodypainter:

conductoroftardislight:

heartofalifer:

SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO

organic milk bags

Lucifer’s waterfall

I’ve been waiting for this.

sherlockbringthejam:

kittenskaboodles:

ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

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Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

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ex0rdiium:

fosteringmeyer:

Taken with my iPhone.

holy shit that’s insane

nue:

life hack: can’t do homework if you don’t have a home. burn it down you piece of shit

encantadaa:

avraham-chaim:

clarityfairy:

peeerfectt:

retroluminati:

ideasunknown:

This is how the solar system is actually moving as it traverses the galaxy.

omfg

So beAutiful

Wait

Yeah it’s not circular as you’ve been taught. It does revolve around the sun, but like every other star, the sun travels, and pulls us too. Fih-boe-nah-chi

Some of the planets are making fast spirals, and then others are like, “Hey, wait for me!”
runawayalters:

And this is exactly why I’m angry

Why can guys be a regular human being

But girls are the sexy version

Like

Maybe I wanted to be a regular nun

But nope

I’m gonna be the EXACT OPPOSITE of a nun and dress all provocatively

Why

caseyanthonyofficial:

Do you know how absurd a dog would look if it had hair gel all over it

thefrogman:

runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

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oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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